Mmmm Hatemail Tastes Good in the Morning

Your back. So what? You’v gotta kid. Congrats on spiting out out anouther mouth to feed in this cutnry. I bet hes gonna be a fag like his daddy! god says that queers shouldbe stoned. Guess your gonna need to man up and throw th first one if your a good christian woman! or not. fatugly queerlover!And theres never gunna b a fag like youre husband in the Whitehouse. Keep dreaming!

You know… the hate doesn’t bug me. It ought to, seeing as it’s HATE and all, but really I find people who feel the need to spew obscenities at total strangers on the internet pathetic more than anything else. Honestly, have you nothing better to do with your time? Really? My time is precious – I don’t bother emailing people I dislike. They’re not worth the effort.

No, the REAL bother to me here is how this individual BUTCHERED the English language. I’m not perfect, granted, I can splice a sentence with the best of ‘em, but… I mean… come on. Just look at it. Look at it. Painful, huh?

My final complaint is that the immature child who sent this to me bothered to skim the site just enough to note how proud I was that we elected a black man as President and how I have hope that one day we’ll elect an openly homosexual individual to the office… yet they somehow came away with the impression that I am Christian, against my husband’s crossdressing, or think he’s gay. None of which is true.

For the record – most CDing men are not gay. Just so you know.
And if my son DOES turn out to be gay? So what? As long as he uses protection when he’s experimenting and picks a nice son-in-law for me, why should I care the gender of the person he loves? Furthermore, since he’s not YOUR son, why should you? Plus the fact that it’s a little early for all that. He’s barely six months old. Let’s get him walking and talking and off the boob before we start throwing around gender stereotypes and preferences, okay?

Have a (blessed!) day!

The Wife